Archive for December, 2011

Mischa Barton In a Bikini!

Actress Mischa Barton soaked up some sun as she lounged with a book and a male companion while in Miami, Florida on December 27, 2011. I love Mischa!!!!
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Holly Holiday Babe

NUTS magazine model Holly Peers does sexy like a slice of pie covered in whipped cream just in time for New Year’s. Although it’s still quite early, starting a party early is always wise. Pop a bottle, get on the 2012 party train and let yourself go to the next higher plane.
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Victoria Silvstedt Christmas Bikini Break

Model Victoria Silvstedt baked in the sun with a black bikini at a Miami beach on December 26, 2011. Although the Swedish bombshell doesn’t really model much these days, but instead enjoying the world. In the summer she vacationed with her boyfriend Maurice Dabbah in St. Tropez, France. In the past few weeks Victoria has been spotted in NYC, Hollywood, Paris, Switzerland, and now Florida.

(Fame Pictures)
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Jessica Simpson vs Hilary Duff

 

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Sue Mengers advised Jennifer Aniston to get Brad Pitt’s sperm post-divorce

I didn’t really understand why this story became a big deal a few days ago. It’s all about legendary super-agent Sue Mengers, who was a big deal in the 1970s and 1980s. She was friends with all of the big stars, she threw lavish, cocaine-soaked parties and she was brilliant at promotion and self-promotion in the era before the internet. Mengers died this year, and New York Times columnist Maureen Dowd eulogized her in a NYT Magazine piece. In the piece, Dowd mentions an anecdote about Mengers and her friendship with Jennifer Aniston. I’ve actually read comments from Mengers about her friendship with Aniston before – Mengers never rep’d Aniston, but Mengers acted as an “advisor” of sorts for Aniston for years. Mengers thought Aniston was awesome and fabulous, and Mengers had harsh words for Angelina Jolie. Anyhoodle, Dowd claims that Menger “advised” Aniston to ask for Brad Pitt’s sperm after they had split up:

Top Hollywood agent Sue Mengers gave Jennifer Aniston some plum advice when she split with husband Brad Pitt — ask Pitt for a sperm donation.

Bizarrely, Maureen Dowd delivers this shocking showbiz tidbit in an ode to Mengers, who died this year, in The New York Times Magazine. Dowd recalls, “She was a yenta who loved fixing people up, in work and in love. If a match struck, she would urge the woman, ‘We have to close the deal.’ After Brad Pitt left Jennifer Aniston for Angelina Jolie, Mengers told me that she advised her beloved Jen to ask Brad for some of his sperm.”

Comments like this, as stinging as it may have been to the heartbroken Aniston at the time, were apparently part of Mengers’ nature. The agent — who threw parties attended by Jack Nicholson, Jon Hamm, Tina Fey, Aaron Sorkin, and many others — was known for her brash ideas. She was a close [friend] to many stars, including Aniston.

“The first woman to become the Man among Hollywood superagents was full of exhilarating vulgarity,” writes Dowd. “Mengers presided with a devilish wit and an angelic smile, a dirty, flirty girl with devastating timing.”

Presumably, Aniston did not take Mengers’ advice. Instead, she appears to have a more laidback approach to motherhood.

“There’s no desperation,” Aniston told Elle in October. “If it’s meant to be, it’s meant to be. I’m at peace with whatever the plan is.”

[From Page Six]

Am I missing something? Why is this story getting so much ink? A former “super-agent” told her recently divorced mentee to get some of her ex-husband’s sperm… for what? So that Aniston could have Brad’s baby after they had split up? So Aniston could further insinuate herself into Brad’s life after they were over? So that Aniston could get pregnant with Brad’s baby and he would come running back to Jennifer? I don’t understand this plot. At all. It actually makes Aniston look bad, in my opinion, which probably isn’t what Mengers wanted? Except that I suspect that Mengers advised Aniston to play the “pity party” card for a long time.

Photos courtesy of WENN, archive image of Mengers.

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Gabrielle Union Does The Orange Bikini Thing

Actress Gabrielle Union spent the day at the beach with her banging body in Miami, Florida on December 22, 2011. The 39 year-old actress was having fun with her boyfriend Miami Heat basketball player Dwayne Wade and his sons while out in a hot orange bikini.

(Fame Pictures)
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Nuts For This Christmas Babe

Model Sophie Reade, who was Santa’s little helper in the Christmas issue of NUTS is also one of their favorite girls at every holiday. Check out some of these sexy pics during one of her photoshoots for the mag.
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HoHoHot Celebrity Links

And Several Mid-To-Late 30-Something Women Just Creamed Their Hanes Her Ways – Dlisted

Amy Childs’ Sweet Pantyhose Booty – Hollywood Tuna

McFly Naked On Twitter! – Tabloid Prodigy

Charlotte Tomaszewska Titties for S Magazine of the Day – Drunkenstepfather -nsfw

Memorable Celebrity Scandal of the Day – The Daily What Gossip

Jennifer Aniston was Advised to Ask for Brad’s Baby Batter – Yeeeah

‘Fresh Prince’ Reunited – The Blemish

Bello Mag #31 Preview / Frost Bite By Thomas Synnamon – OhLALA Mag

Leonardo DiCaprio, 37 Is Dating VS model Erin Heatherton, 22 ???? – Celebitchy

Jessica Simpson Does Last Minute Christmas Shopping With Little Elf Bronx – Popsugar

A Very Christmassy Remix Tape – Popbytes

Khloe Kardashian Is One Krazy Kat – CityRag

OMG, better than Christmas morning: 40 holiday TV moments in 2 minutes !! OMG Blog

Claudia Galanti Has a Killer Bikini Body!!! – Daily Mail
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Footballer Shirtless On The Beach.. Not Wearing A Bikini

German born Ghanaian footballer Kevin-Prince Boateng, 24 hung out with pals at Miami beach on December 23, 2011. The football pro announced his retirement early in November and is REALLY enjoying his freedom.

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The Best Advice Jennifer Aniston Didn’t Take (Or Did She?)

The late Sue Mengers was a major agent in Hollywood who once represented Barbra Streisand and in her later years she threw all kinds of fancy as fuck parties where she made friends with famous hos like Jennifer Aniston. In a profile on Sue for The New York Times, Maureen Dowd writes that even Sue didn’t want Jennifer to be Forever Aloneistone. When Brad dropped Jen off in MiserableVille (Population: Aniston) to enlist in St. Angie’s holy army, Sue gave her a drop of advice:

But she had a soft, warm side; she was a yenta who loved fixing people up, in work and in love. If a match struck, she would urge the woman, “We have to close the deal.” After Brad Pitt left Jennifer Aniston for Angelina Jolie, Mengers told me that she advised her beloved Jen to ask Brad for some of his sperm.

You know shit is dire when someone you aren’t related to is concerned that you’re going to become a dusty, crazy old spinster who doesn’t think it’s weird that her bedside tables are made out of the skeletons of her dead cats.

Sue did give Jen good advice, though. Jen should’ve taken it and then took that shit ten steps further. Jen should’ve fertilized one of her own eggs with Brad’s stoner jizz. Then Jen should’ve yelled “MARRIED A-LIST MOVIE STAR 12 O’CLOCK!” at Angie Jolie to make that trick instinctively spread her legs. That would’ve been Jen’s cue to shoot that fertilized egg into Angie’s cooch with a straw. And nine months later, Angie would’ve given birth to Jen and Brad’s baby! Jen could’ve named that kid: SWEET REVENGE!!!!!! (exclamations included). Oh, Jen, you should’ve done it. Jen missed an opportunity to put her mouth to Angie’s ear and whisper: “Guess who’s baby just came out of your twat? Mine, bitch!”

And yes, I’ve been watching old Days of Our Lives episodes again.

via Vulture

Dlisted – Be Very Afraid

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