Can I get away with writing “Angelina Jolie, blah, too thin, blah blah, preggo, blah, rehab, et cetera”? Because that’s all this is. Star Magazine claims that Angelina has hit the trifecta of tabloid dramz, because she’s so, so thin, AND she’s pregnant, AND she’s headed to rehab. That’s seriously this week’s cover story, because Angelina’s preggo bones are apparently more interesting than Heidi Klum, or Demi Moore or even Gwen Stefani’s marriage.

Angelina Jolie is working so hard that she may be risking her own health and the health of her alleged baby, according to Star magazine.

A source tells the mag that the never-ending mix of Angie’s charities, promoting her directorial debut film — In the Land of Blood and Honey — being a mom of six, AND pregnant with another kid on the way has caused her to near a severe breakdown.

“Angelina hardly ever eats, and she rarely gets more than four or fice hours of sleep a night. And she gets terribly depressed, to the point where she is inconsolable,” a source tells Star. “Angelina’s been very emotional lately and cries at the drop of a hat… Everyone close to her fears she’s biting off more than she can chew. They’re afraid she’s on the verge of suffering a completely breakdown.”

And Brad Pitt is becoming increasingly concerned, especially with their reported third biological baby on the way. In the Jan. 18th issue of OK! magazine, sources confirmed to the mag that Angelina is indeed expecting. This would be the seventh addition to their current brood of kids: Maddox, 10, Pax, 8, Zahara, 6, Shiloh, 5, and Knox and Vivienne, 3.

Brad, 48, has already began researching rehab facilities to find one where Angie will get the proper help she needs along with the proper security.

“There’s one on the Cap d’Antibes called the Clinique Science & Beaute, which is run by top French doctor Henry Delmar. Brad likes that it will approach Angelina’s using a mix of different schools of medicine to help with the exhaustion, loss of appetite and depression,” the source tells Star.

Of course, the main focus is Angie’s health, but with their rumored unborn baby on the way — there are two lives at risk.

[From Star via Hollywood Life]

Wait, what? THIRD biological baby? Which of the blonde Jolie-Pitts is NOT a biological Jolie-Pitt? Shiloh? KNOX? Vivienne? FAX?!? CHANGELING!!!! This is Angelina’s belated cross-promotion for her 2008 Oscar-nominated role.

As for Angelina “rehabbing” at the “Clinique Science & Beaute” in the South of France… doesn’t that sound nice? Doesn’t that seem like a lovely holiday? In any case, Gossip Cop’s “sources close the couple” say that Angelina is NOT preggo, NOT going to rehab and NOT down to 98 pounds. Funny that they don’t have anything to say about Changeling Jolie-Pitt. *adjusts tin foil Brangelina conspiracy hat*

Photos courtesy of Fame, WENN, cover courtesy of Jezebel.

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