Surprisingly enough, Angelina Jolie’s horrible and controversial leg did not take the cover of every tabloid this week. In fact, Brangelina drama only took the covers of OK! Magazine and In Touch Weekly, and none of it is about The Leg. It’s about the fake-wedding, the one which both Brad and Angelina were suggesting would take place as part of Brad’s Oscar campaign. Both OK and ITW claim the wedding is OFF! Of course. But why is the wedding off? Because of Jennifer Aniston, of course. And Maddox. I swear, Michael K is writing for OK! Magazine at this point.

Brangelina got into an explosive fight because of Angie’s unrelenting jealousy over Jen! Now the couple’s wedding plans are up in the air! Angelina Jolie, 36, and Brad Pitt, 48, are temporarily calling off their wedding because of what Brad told son Maddox about his ex-wife, reports OK! mag.

The 10-year-old happened to see an online article about Jennifer Aniston, 43, and had asked Brad who she was.

“Brad didn’t realize that Angie was home, and so he basically just told Maddox the truth: that Jennifer was a woman he loved very much and was once married to,” said a source to the mag. “But that’s when Angelina walked in.”

The actress, 36, was livid with Brad, 48, for a number of reasons. “Brad thought he had taken all necessary precautions and never suspected the kids would learn about his past by coming across a story about Jennifer,” says the insider.

Although Brad thought he had taken steps to keep his kids from knowing his past with Jen, apparently, the Internet happened!

“Angie went berserk and said he was stupid not to supervise Maddox’s Internet use,” said the source. “She knows this is just the start. They have six kids who are all going to get older and want to know everything about their parents’ pasts.”

The source also said that Jen is still a “sore spot” for Angie and that after Maddox left the room, she flipped out on Brad and screamed that “she didn’t want to get married to someone who’d been married to Jennifer Aniston.”

After they exchanged nasty words, Brad took off on his motorcycle and things haven’t been the same since, confided the source.

[From Hollywood Life & OK! Magazine]

First point: shouldn’t Angelina be upset about the kids looking at stuff on the Internet that they shouldn’t be seeing? That seems like a reasonable argument for two parents to have – what kind of Internet time do we allow our kids to have? Second point: Of course it was about Maddox asking about Jennifer Aniston. All of Michael K’s assumptions about the Maddox-Aniston blood feud have been correct! Now we just need to know what Brad told the gerbils.

You can totally see it on Angelina’s face too. That’s the face of a woman who just bitched out her baby-daddy for even mentioning the name “Jennifer Aniston.” Of course. That’s what Angelina’s leg was trying to tell us.

Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet.

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Is a recorded video chat featuring Michael Jackson’s daughter Paris from 2008 about to reveal Sony’s possible use of an imposter on Michael’s last album?

TMZ:

Paris had made the announcement in the midst of rumors that MJ’s parts on the “Michael” album were REALLY performed by an MJ sound-alike named Jason Malachi … but both Jason and Sony denied the allegations.

During the video chat, Paris played one of the songs from the album, “Hold My Hand” … and one of her friends asks why the singer doesn’t sound like MJ.

Paris replied, “It’s NOT him … the whole album isn’t even him!! Go online … go on YouTube and look up Jason Malachi. That’s him!!”

She continues, “I should know if it’s him or not because he would sing to me all the time.”

TMZ has learned a recording of Paris’ video message is being shopped to various media outlets … and we’re told “Offers are on the table.”

Nothing beats the original Michael Jackson as in his Smooth Criminal video.
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In today’s Page Six there’s a small piece on Ashton Kutcher partying it up at Madonna and Guy Oseary’s annual Oscar after party bash. He got his groove on along with Heidi klum, Mila Kunis, Sandra Bullock, Leonardo DiCaprio, Abbie Cornish, Michelle Willaims, Emma Stone, Johan Hill and Salma Hayek-Pinault.

Last year Ashton’s wife at the time – Demi Moore – co-hosted Madonna and Guy’s after party… but this year she’s getting her health back in order. Demi isn’t so semi anymore…

(NY Daily News)

In the March 5th print edition of the National Enquirer an article called caught my attention. Ashton has the hots for Halle Berry?!?!?

A source told the rag mag: “Ashton has known Halle for quite a while, and I’ve heard him say more than once, ‘Man of i was single…’”

Well he’s pretty much single now, but Halle has been in a deep relationship with French actor Olivier Martinez since 2010.
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Go ahead and yell at me, but I still don’t see the big deal about Angelina Jolie’s leg posing at the Oscars. I mean, I understand why it’s a “thing” and I think she needed to put her leg away, of course. I thought it was funny when The Descendants screenwriters teased her, but I thought that’s all it was – friendly teasing. Was she trying too hard to work the slit on her dress? Yes. But it’s Angelina. It’s not some Glee twit. Even when Angelina is “trying too hard” it’s still pretty awesome. The whole incident – and my perception of the balls-out crazy overreaction to The Leg – reminded me of the thing from the 2009 Critics Choice Awards, where everyone claimed Angelina made a bitchface when Anne Hathaway won Best Actress – go back and watch the tape with your 2012 eyes. Is that really what happened? Or are you just hungry to criticize Angelina for anything and nothing?

Anyway, Angelina decided to do some post-Oscar-catastrophe (?? RLY ??) image work. Very conveniently – oh so convenient! – Angelina was pap’d in Beverly Hills yesterday with her de facto mother-in-law, Jane Pitt, and Angie’s youngest kids, the twins Vivienne and Knox.

*jingles keys in front of audience*

You will forget about The Leg. You will stare at photos of happy Jolie-Pitt children. You will see that Angelina still has the approval of Brad’s mom. You will see that Vivienne – the child who normally looks like she’s always on the verge of a wailing temper tantrum – is happy and lovingly attached to her mother. What Leg?

Seriously, though – if Angelina was really worried about The Leg and her detractors, she would have brought out the big guns – Empress Zahara! The fact that we’re getting Viv and Knox means that she’s concerned, but she’s not putting up the Code Red: Brangelina Catastrophe siren.

Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet.

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Cooking queen Paula Deen dropped two pant sizes but still served a menu of fried chicken, waffles and a margarita mousse masterpiece at a food appearance this weekend. It’s been about a month since Deen announced she had Type 2 Diabetes for three years.

According to Page Six, Paula hosted a brunch at the South Beach Wine and Food Festival where she served up friend chicken, waffles, and a calorific strawberry margarita mousse.

At the event Paula told the audience, “I’ve dropped two pant sizes and I feel great!” Paula has been doing daily walks and eater smaller portions of food at every meal to ensure she keeps the weight off.

Paula added: “We don’t a scale in our house.”

(Paula Deen Video)

See also: Mariah Carey Land O Lakes Sweet Caream Salted Whipped Butter Dance (GIF)

*Buttery goodness!!!! MilkFat.com classic.
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I like Taylor Swift‘s outfit in spite of myself. Are those bowling shoes? [ICYDK]
Bill O‘Reilly hates Angelina Jolie‘s leg too. [Jezebel]
The best Angelina meme photos. [CDAN]
Sean Young was sober when she slapped a guard. [I’m Not Obsessed]
Mark Wahlberg had the inside track on the Oscars, yo. [Videogum]
Pamela Anderson‘s chola eyebrows are magnificent. [Celebslam]
Diddy & Russell Simmons were trying to get on Katy Perry? Gross. [Bossip]
Katy Perry drunkenly buys some cooking classes. [Yeeeah]
More photos of The Cracken looking puffy in NYC. [INFDaily]
Bones is moving to Mondays. It hasn‘t been on in months! [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
Gary Oldman buys a Hollywood home, and it‘s NICE. [Radar]
Lamar Odom & Kris Humprhies will meet on the court. [Life & Style]
Jason Statham is still with Rosie. Sorry, y‘all. [Hollywood Rag]
Madonna is trying to pick a fight with Cameron Diaz. I don‘t believe it. [LimeLife]
Lady Gaga to make a cameo in Men In Black III? [Celebs]
This hummingbird is adorable. [CityRag]
Madonna‘s new song, “Girl Gone Wild”. [Bitten and Bound]
Kate Upton‘s boobs want to sell you hamburgers. [Starpulse]

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With the end of the 2012 award season, February also comes to an exciting close! It was a busy month for some of our favorite celebrity couples, like Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, who were among the brightest stars at the Oscars. Scarlett Johansson took a break from the glitz and glam of Hollywood and visited Hawaii with boyfriend Nate Naylor. Beyoncé and Jay-Z introduced their little love, Blue Ivy Carter, to the world, while Gisele Bundchen comforted her husband, Tom Brady, after his tough Super Bowl loss. There was so much more excitement this month, so click through to see all the month’s biggest stories.

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OK, I’m ready to talk about Brangelina. No, wait. Let’s just skip the Brad Pitt stuff, okay? Because it was like he was barely there. I’m happy that he was nominated twice, as producer and actor, and I would have loved if he had won, but he basically had no chance. Hopefully, he knew that. So let’s just talk about Angelina Jolie and her LEG and this Versace gown. My thoughts on the gown in general – Angelina is comfortable in black, and she was made to wear Versace. It made her waist look tiny. CB and I think her arms look too skinny, so maybe she could have covered them up, but overall, I didn’t hate this on Angie. It wasn’t the best, it wasn’t the worst.

As for her posing and THAT LEG. I don’t even know what was possessing her throughout the red carpet and then on stage – she shouldn’t have to contort her body that hard in a gown. We understand – there’s a high slit. Put your leg down, Jolie. So, Angelina’s leg has now become a meme. Buzzfeed has “the ten best photos of Angelina’s leg” here. Angelina’s right leg also has its own Twitter account now. And when she presented Best Adapted Screenplay to the three screenwriters of The Descendants, they jokingly “assumed the position” with their legs out, and it was hilarious. I would have loved a cutaway to Angelina’s face then, because I hope she was laughing at herself.

So after The Descendants’ guys “mocked” her (in what I thought was good humor), everyone was like “OMG, they think she’s so stupid and obviously they hate her of course.” Um, what? So the screenwriters are getting even more press by explaining that it was just a light-hearted JOKE.

One of the best spontaneous moments of comedy during the 84th Annual Academy Awards came courtesy of Jim Rash, co-writer of The Descendants, and the daffy Dean Pelton on NBC’s Community. After he and collaborators Nat Faxon and Alexander Payne won the Oscar for Best Adapted Screenplay, Rash chose to spend his time on stage paying homage to presenter Angelina Jolie’s right-leg-flashing fashion pose.

“Honestly, as soon as I saw her pose like that, I was like, ‘I’m going to do that,’” Rash told EW at the Governors Ball after the show. Producers had asked all the nominees, explained Rash, to have only one person speak when there were three or more winners. “I knew Alexander was going to take the reigns, so I was like, ‘How can I make a moment?’ — selfishly,” laughed Rash. “I almost thought it was a little Dean Pelton, somehow. I was bringing it all together. Because I have stood like that [on Community].”

And no, Rash had not yet spoken with Jolie about the moment. Was he at least aware that, while he was doing the pose, Jolie was doing it too, standing in the dark on the far left of the stage? “Are you serious? Oh my god, that’s fantastic.”

[From EW]

Nat Faxon went on to tell The Hollywood Reporter, “Angelina’s supremely hot. There’s no way to do anything but honor her.” And Rash said, “I had just seen her pose and thought it was bold and fun. And you know what? We have exactly the same legs! Really, it was a loving tribute and nothing but.” See? It’s fine. Brangeloonies, don’t take a fatwa against these poor, funny screenwriters. Brange haters, chill out. These guys are not one of you.

Photos courtesy of WENN.

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Here’s a very well put together Kate Bosworth and her man Michael Polish at the Vanity Fair Oscar Party in West Hollywood yesterday. So lovely, and her boob area wasn’t all exposed like Jennifer Lopez.
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