These are some photos from the Comic-Con press conference/red carpet thing for Breaking Dawn Part II. Do these photos make you sad? This is the last time all of the Twilight people will be in Comic-Con together for anything sparkly-vampire-related. The end of an era (The Sparkle Era). Kristen Stewart kept up her Comic-Con streak of “picking the weirdest, cheapest looking outfit and throwing it on with a hideous pair of shoes.” I don’t even get this BCBG & Fluxus ensemble. Is it retro? Is it so much “the future of fashion” that I can’t even comprehend what I’m seeing? Or is this just something awful that Kristen wore because she’s tired of this damn franchise and she literally has no more sh-ts to give? I will say this about Kristen – I would LOVE LOVE LOVE to have that kind of natural wave and body in my hair. I live a charmed life with my hair, for sure (Indian hair!), but I would love some waves like this. And Kristen doesn’t even care!
Who else do we have? Sparkles, of course. I think he looks nice. His hair is nice length, and he looks relieved that this is his last Comic-Con for the franchise. Like a weight has been lifted from his shoulders. And there’s little Taylor Lautner, looking slim and happy. I’m also including the two people who are saddest to see the franchise end – Kellan “Kellan LUTZ!” Lutz and Ashley “I’m like Angelina Jolie, right?” Greene. Posing together, of course. Also pictured: Makenzie Foy (eyeroll at the spelling of “Makenzie”), who plays The Chosen Sparkle-Child, the honeymoon baby of Bella and Edward who gnaws her way out of her mother’s womb. That’s the price you pay, ladies, for having sex.
Photos courtesy of WENN, Fame/Flynet.