Has Kim Kardashian moved on ALREADY? DListed

Ashley Tisdale & Jessica Hudgens tackle Beyonce choreography!! Too Fab

Snooki DID WHAT on the floor of a club?! Superficial

FIRST LOOK: Ashley Greene‘s GORGEOUS ‘Louder Than Words’ look! Make Her Up

Jennifer Garner stays close with her daughter Seraphina Popsugar

Rihanna steps out looking like a blonde streetwalker! Hollywood Tuna

Coco Austin shows off the ‘goods’ for ‘Good Morning America’! ASL

Vanessa Paradis blames Angelina Jolie for her split with Johnny Depp! Celebitchy

Daniel Craig spotted shooting the latest James Bond movie! INO

Brooke Burke runs errands with Rain in Malibu! Celeb Baby Scoop

HOT CLIP! Zac Efron in ‘The Lorax’! Hollywire

Adam Lambert is the new singer of Queen!! Popbytes

In Case You Didn’t Know

Of course. This story is a giant “of course.” The only shocking thing is how long it took for the tabloids to work this angle. So, you know how Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis are pretty much over? Although Vanessa claims they’re not, People Mag disagrees and I’m siding with People. Anyway, back in 2010, Johnny Depp went to work in Venice with an actress named Angelina Jolie. Heard of her? Allegedly, Vanessa wasn’t happy that her beloved was working with the famed “homewrecker” and VP attempted to “order” Johnny to quit The Tourist. He didn’t quit it, so obviously, he and Angelina slept together. Ever since The Tourist’s production in the spring of 2010, there were rumors that Vanessa hated Angelina and that this hatred may have even lead to some high-profile shunning at certain events (the 2011 Golden Globes, the Cannes Film Festival). So, with that back story, why did it take the tabloids so long to come up with a “Johnny Depp and Vanessa have split up because of Angelina Jolie, of course” story?

Angelina Jolie is the reason Johnny Depp’s relationship with longtime love Vanessa Paradis is on the rocks, say sources. Vanessa believes Johnny cheated with Angelina during the making of The Tourist, and that’s what tore their 14-year-relationship apart!

“It’s no coincidence that things began to unravel for Johnny and Vanessa when he started working with Angelina on The Tourist last February. Vanessa was absolutely convinced that Johnny slept with Angelina, and her jealousy and suspicions ended up destroying them.”

“Vanessa was against Johnny working with Angelina in the first place,” revealed an insider. “She firmly believed that Angelina stole Brad Pitt away from Jennifer Aniston and felt she’d do the same with Johnny.”

Vanessa begged Johnny to pull out of the project, and failing that, she demanded that a steamy shower sex scene be cut from the script. Still, insiders say the off-screen chemistry between Johnny and Angelina on the Venice set with obvious to everyone.

“Angelina and Johnny were constantly hanging out, cracking each other up,” divulged a source. Meanwhile, Vanessa has denied reports that she and Johnny are splitting up, but the insider insists they are, adding: “Angelina drove a wedge between them.”

[From The Enquirer, print edition]

Do I think Johnny and Angelina boned? Not really. I don’t even buy that they were attracted to each other. For those of us who saw The Tourist, their chemistry was sweet and a bit cute, but not hot and heavy. As for how they seemed on the red carpet – well, they avoided each other and when they were forced to stand next to each other, they kind of looked like they hated each other.

What’s weird is that I think the tabloids were really on to something with the Johnny Depp-Eva Green stories. I still think that one might be on. Star Magazine has a story about Eva and Johnny this week too – “Their romance is getting really steamy” according to Star’s source. They just make sense together. Depp and Jolie? Not so much.

Photos courtesy of WENN.

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Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have their hands full with six kids.  They want us to know that it’s not easy and they’re not gonna lie about their parenting flaws.  Brad shared at a taping for ‘Inside the Actor’s Studio’:

“I admit there’s times like, ‘We gotta get up. Get up! ‘Here’s your shoes. Here’s your shoes. Drink this Coke. Drink this Coca-Cola. Drink it all. Right now! Drink it! Drink it! Drink it!’ Just so we could get ‘em up and going.”

I think I love them a little more now.  They’re not trying to have us believe they’ll only feed their kids tofu and wheat grass or something along those lines.  (not that there’s anything wrong with that) I have to admit that I smile when I see their kids toting around bags of Cheetos and hearing Angelina talk about the fact that she can’t cook.

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In Case You Didn’t Know

This week’s National Enquirer cover story is a doozy. It has a little bit of everything – lies, sex, infidelity, hypocrisy, therapy, broken engagements, lesbianism, hotel hookups, and girl-on-girl martial arts. AND LOVE. As you can imagine, it’s all about Brangelina and whether or not they will end up getting married after all. The Enquirer’s sources say “hell to the no” – all because Angelina is a terrible, awful person, of course. La Villainess Jolie. Since the cover story is so epic, I’m just going to do some highlights in bullet points, for humor:

*Talk of marriage “collapsed” in a premarital counseling session (the counselor was a trusted family friend rather than a therapist) after Angelina “confessed that she continued to have sex with other men after they’d fallen for each other on the set of ‘Mr. & Mrs. Smith’!”

*Angelina dropped the bomb on Brad: she was still boning dudes in hotels AFTER January 2004, when they began working together on MAMS. Some dudes she was boning during that time period? Her ex-husband Jonny Lee Miller and Ralph Fiennes.

*Brad was “floored” by these revelations (even though they’ve been widely reported for YEARS). Even though Brad and Angelina weren’t having a physical relationship back them (early 2004), “Brad still considers it cheating, a complete betrayal.” So, obviously, “He stormed out of the session and Angelina jumped up and followed him, crying and yelling out, ‘No Brad! Please forgive me!’”

*Some history: Jonny Lee Miller married Angelina knowing that she was screwing Jenny Shimizu. JLM was cool with it, “but the whole arrangement never sat well with Brad.” LOL.

*In the therapy session, Brad wanted to get all of the bad blood out on the table, so of course, Angelina started talking about how much she hates Jennifer Aniston. “Angelina spoke of her animosity toward Aniston, saying she couldn’t stand Jen’s good girl saint act and Brad’s continued friendship with her.”

*BITCH-FIGHT. “Angelina revealed that there was a day when she physically threatened Jen. She was fed up with Brad still remaining close to his ex, and Angelina got so jealous and upset over the arrangement she told friends she wanted to take Jen down in a fight. Angelina knows some martial arts moves, and she was ready to kick Jen’s ass. She also made sure her threat became known to people who would get the message to Jen, and the two women have had a contentious and distant relationship ever since.”

*Brad was a big baby about Angelina wanting to bitch-fight Aniston. “The whole session left a bad taste in Brad’s mouth. Now he’s not only rethinking the marriage, but also the entire relationship. So, he’s called off the marriage.”

[From The Enquirer, print edition]

Should I even bother with the fact-checking on this stuff? The Ralph Fiennes story has never been confirmed, and I think it originated with Ian Halperin. There were claims that somehow, Ralph and Angelina met each other circa 2003, and they were getting hot and heavy in hotels for a while. Same with Mick Jagger, and of course, her ex-husband Jonny Lee Miller. The JLM stuff is the only story I believe whole-heartedly. Some days, I’ll tell ya… I wish Jonny and Angelina had stayed together. They were HOT.

As for the whole “Angelina was going to judo chop Aniston’s chin” story – WTF were the Enquirer’s editors smoking?

Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet.

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Hottie alert! Actress Amanda Seyfried covers the March 2012 issue of Glamour magazine in a photoshoot by photographer Ellen von Unwerth in Los Angeles. Amanda got to put on a pair of Jimmy Choo pumps and a Prada bodysuit by the pool during the picture seesion. SEXY.

Some interview snippets:

On watching Linda Lovelace’s famous porno Deep Throat…
“What surprised me is the amount of pubic hair! I’m pretty sure I would never do a full frontal in a movie—for personal reasons, I wouldn’t really want to show that.”

On whether ex-boyfriend Dominic Cooper was the last guy she loved…
“My God, yeah. He was my last real boyfriend. We still joke about having kids, like, ‘If it doesn’t work out with other people, we might as well just have a child.’ And there’s a part of that that feels…possible.”

On if she is going through a twenties slut phase…
“No! I’m terrified of being promiscuous. I don’t like the feeling you get when it’s not something that you truly want to do, and I hate the emotional abuse you give yourself afterward. It’s just uncomfortable when you’re with somebody and you’re like, ‘I don’t really know if I’m even comfortable with this. Why did I? Eww!’ I think dating can come without sex.”

On why she would never date her In Time co-star, Justin Timberlake…
“Oh, I think any female that meets him at first is like, ‘I want to date you.’ He seems so perfect, but you get to know him, and he’s a good pal. He’ll tell you what he really feels. But, you know, he’s really famous, which has its downsides.”

On having kids and commitment…
“Oh yeah, I think about kids all the time. I feel like the next person I commit to, that’s going to be the guy who I’m going to have kids with. That’s in my crazy female brain. So that’s why I’m like, ‘I can’t commit.’ ”

On if she feels competitive with other young actresses…
“Yeah, sometimes. But the funny thing is, the girls that I’m always up against for roles are pretty nice and cool, like Emma Watson. She’s awesome. She’s really funny and smart. And Carey Mulligan. It’s flattering to be up against her because she’s really good, and she’s cool too…I think the era of the diva actress is coming to an end.”
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Joan Rivers on pot is hilarious on this episode of Joan & Melissa. After smoking a bowl and being picked up by her daughter Melissa Rivers, Joan and her friend shouted FOOD TRUCK FOOD TRUCK!!!! Munchie time.

After ordering the cheesburgers, Joan said: “Look at that sky. Do you now how many people are looking up at that same sky????” Haha. After getting home, they decided to jump into the HOT TUB with their clothes still on. Oh boy. I like this side of Joan Rivers!!!!
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Sarah Jessica Parker As Gloria Steinem – Dlisted

Annalynne McCord Gets Stuffed – Hollywood Tuna

J.Woww Upskirt on Live with Kelly Today of the Day – Drunkenstepfather

The Kodak Theatre, home of the Academy Awardsmay no longer be associated with the Oscars, or Kodak – The Daily What Gossip

Miley Cyrus Got A New Benz. Do You Care? – City Rag

Nick Carter’s Sister Dies of Drug Overdose at 26 – Yeeeah

Channing Tatum Showed Rachel McAdams His Wang – The Blemish

Blake Lively basically says she’s only slept with four dudes, all boyfriends – Celebitchy

What are Prince William And His Lady Kate Up To? – Popsugar

Demi Moore & Zac Efron.. Um What??? – Popbytes

Time Wave NOW – Aliens Love Icecream

‘I freaked my husband out by saying I wanted babies when we first met’: Christina Hendricks admits she came on strong when dating Geoffrey Arend – Daily Mail
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One word. Stunning. Actress Gwyneth Paltrow’s Harper’s Bazaar photoshoot for the March 2012 issue is probably one of her best ever. In the US edition of the magazine, Gwyneth reveals how she cooks for her family every night, eats cheese, and would rather have her wrinkles then a Botox injection. Read all about it at The Daily Mail.
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TC Candler has posted its 22nd Annual Independent Critics List of the 100 Most Beautiful Faces, and the list is rather surprising. Neither Angelina Jolie nor Jennifer Aniston have qualified for the list, which purports to not focus solely upon aesthetic beauty but also upon “grace, elegance, class, poise, joy, promise, hope…” After a presumably careful qualification process on an international basis, the list has settled upon Emma Watson in 1st place. Yes, Emma is very, very pretty in a very youthful way, but I can’t think of any reason why she’d be considered the “most beautiful face” in the world, nor is she “one of the finest talents of this current generation” in the acting department.

The rest of the list — which includes Rihanna, Marion Cotillard, and Amber Heard in the top 10 as well as Lily Collins at #18 — can be seen in its entirety here. Of course, the rankings are subjective, but it seems odd that Mila Kunis has made the list … at #100. Doesn’t this list seem a bit backwards?

In other list-related news, Ask Men has published its annual “Most Desirable” rankings, and the irrepressibly saucy Sofia Vergara scored the top position. Somehow, this cheesecake list sounds a hell of a lot more well-reasoned than one would expect and explains its top pick as follows:

When it comes to Colombian imports, none are more in demand than Sofia Vergara these days. The jaw-dropping Modern Family star is one of our favorite things about one of our favorite comedies. Vergara shows off the best cleavage on network TV, and we’ve never been more jealous of Ed O’Neill. But despite her obvious assets, Vergara’s also one very funny woman, lampooning stereotypes with her perfect timing. You don’t have to pretend to laugh at her jokes, even if you do have to make a concerted effort to pay attention to them. And though you’d never think it to look at her, Vergara is mother to a 20-year-old.

[From Ask Men]

Ask Men takes its list all the way down to #99, which is the slot reserved for Paz de la Huerta, who possibly should’ve qualified slightly higher due to the sheer quantity of nude scenes and photoshoots she’s participated within in the past year or so. Or maybe not. After all, crazy nude isn’t always a desirable thing. By the way, I’ve really missed Paz on the red carpet — she didn’t show up to support “Boardwalk Empire” at either the Golden Globes or the SAGs. Is this because her camp took away the alcohol, and now she is no longer Paz?

Photos courtesy of WENN

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New Zealander Lucy Lawless, 43 at the premiere of Spartacus Vengeance held at the Arclight Cinemas in Hollywood, California on January 18, 2012. Wow, Lucy looks absolutely ferocious. Lawless, best known for her role in Xena: Warrior Princess. was on hand to promote her current role as Lucretia.

(Fame / Flynet Pictures)
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